The Desire To Help

It's a new human feeling that started when yahoo answers got started up. This means that you don't have to believe in god to be good now.

It makes me sad because I could have helped this guy, but it was so long ago I don't know if he's still looking at that crab and wondering whether to pick it up. I HAVE ADVICE FOR YOU DUDE! DON'T PICK THAT CRAB UP! IT WILL KILL BY SHOOTING ACID INTO YOUR EYES AND SNIPPING YOUR JUGULAR VEINS WITH ITS LITTLE CLAWS OF DEATH! YOU LEAVE THAT CRAB! LEAVE IT! DIE TO IT. JUST WALK AWAY WHISTLING A LOW TUNE SLOWLY SO IT WON'T PANIC! JUST LEAVE OK, I'M SO SCARED FOR YOU. I CAN'T...wait I know what to do, psshh

It's good to be moral!