Lots of people DOn't know How to use the internet...

...so I've made a list of abbreviations often used on the internet, to help people - especially secular humanists (Quick note: aka Sechums) - feel more comfortable online, including being inside of chat rooms, forums, YouTube videos and when people are on their own email addresses. (Quick note: An abbreviation just takes the first letters of words and puts them together to make a brand new word, like when people started saying 'blogosphere', that was new, and everyone who is cool (or into abbreviations)(Quick note: You can be into abbreviations and not cool (Quick Note: but you can't be cool and not be into abbreviations (get it?))) understands what they mean. So, as an example, my first sentence would be if it was abbreviated and not my first sentence it would be SIMALOAOUOTI, which is also the cry that a Zulu might make, (no racism, haha (because it could have also been a Palestinian)))

The Definitive List To Typing Less On The Internet

lol = laugh out loud

jk (if you capitalize this it'll sound like you are frightened of being misinterpreted) = just kidding (Quick Note: But I'm not kidding about the no capitalizing thing, which might be confusing because because I put 'just kidding', but I'm not, that was just the definition of 'jk'.)

nk = not kidding

cbk = could be kidding

nnttoiwkd = no need to take offense I was kidding dammit (Quick Note: Again, do not capitalize it will make you sound rude.)

qn = Quick Note

PCOS = Polycystic Ovary Syndrome

I = I

wtf = well tanned females

LMAO = Laughing My Arteries Out

jp = just playing (Quick Note: interchangeable with jk and PCOS)

Ohoaprocathlich - One Holy Roman Catholic Apostolic Church (haha, jk)

haha = haha

SCROTUM = Spread (your) CRap On The Uther Man (please)

What's really great and will make you popular on the internet is if you can have a lot of these in one sentence at the same time in one. So, check this out:

PCOS? Lol U cbk...oh, shoot, nk? ok. haha, well u r a wtf!!! Hey, nnttoiwkd...no, U R A WTF, I was jk about being jk about PCOS not wtf...gosh woman, would you hurry up and menstruate already these vicious misinterpretations of what I'm trying to say are killing me.


Christians, lol.