Tuesday, October 11, 2011

A Monkey in the Wrench

Hello my kind and compassionate diary-readers,

           You all will be happy to know that I am now the only person running this blog. That means NO MORE MARC!!!
           "Did he do a turkey-drop on Elaine?" you may be asking yourself, to which I reply, NO! ARE YOU STUPID? Of course we did not do a turkey-drop! The simple, bald-headed fact is that Marc is a busy college student who at the moment is busy writing for about a million other blogs. So he told me to take over our blog for good.
           But that's okay, right? I mean, we all know that my diary is the funniest thing since Diglett (did you ever play Pokemon? Am I the only person who is fascinated with Diglett?). So really, although you are losing the comedy gold mine that is Marc Barnes, you are really gaining it back double by reading exclusively Elaine Golden.

                 Lots of love from that very same girl.




           PS. Here's a picture of Diglett.
 

1 comment:

  1. This blog is hilarious and I don't understand why you don't have more followers...I'm going to tell all my friends about you! :)

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